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The Bejeweled ClarinetistEnjoying the musical life June 26 Friday FunniesThese are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City Public School System. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) ******************************************* These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country. 16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.' AND THE WINNER IS.... April 27 An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks. Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.' The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?' January 05 Dog Owners Beware of this ToyThis was horrifying, but true. It is confirmed at Snopes and they have a link to the original blog. It is heart breaking. http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/pimpleball.asp On June 22, 2008 , my 10-year old lab mix, Chai, sustained a severe injury from a product that the company Four Paws, Inc., produces. The toy I'm referencing is the pimple ball with bell (Item #20227-001, UPC Code #0 4566320227 9). While chewing on the toy, a vacuum was created and it effectively sucked his tongue into the hole in the ball. From speaking with my vet, this likely occurred because there is not a second hole in the ball preventing the vacuum effect from happening. I became aware of this when Chai approached a friend at my home whimpering with the ball in his mouth. She tried unsuccessfully to remove the ball but the tongue had swollen and could not be released. December 28 How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
"Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." December 18 Amber's First Gingerbread House |
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